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Handholds

One of my personal favorites from the Grand Adventure of Awesome series.

Humor journal.

Sat Nov 21, 2009, 5:56 AM
I keep forgetting to put awesome quotes in these journals. D8
Have a journal filled with quotes.

(location: horseback riding stable)
Me: OH MY GOD IT SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS WENT THROUGH A WOOD CHIPPER.
Buddy (the horse): -attempts to nom wood shavings-
Me: Buddy, please stop eating Christmas.

Me: Isaac Newton is a jerk who doesn't let me use telekinesis easily. I mean, seriously? Equal and opposite force? Why not "sort of opposite but I guess just pointing in the right direction and maybe not equal just almost the right amount erm idunno"? I can't DO equal and opposite! Jerk.

KStar: Trennian traumatized me. >:
Me: Well, your fish are dirty minded.

(location: U.S. History class - debate on morals. We were talking about solving world hunger, and there's a guy in the class who I NEVER agree with.)
Guy: We should hunt more.
Me: I completely agree! Wait. O_O I agreed with him!? Impossible.
(A few straight minutes of us agreeing on this stuff. Ohmygosh.)
Teacher: All right. Let someone else share.
(YOU NEED TO APPRECIATE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHILE IT'S STILL THEEEERE, SIR)

(location: art class)
Me: -hormones hormones whimper whimper whine crouch in hallway sob hormones cry-
Art teacher: -stares at me for a moment- Are you a woman?
(Best verbal typo ever.)

(the next day)
Me: Guys? My art teacher had to ask if I was a woman. I think I'm being too gay.

Male friend: I should wear a kilt to school. Seriously.
Me: -gets up slowly, faking importance- A TRUE SCOTTSMAN NEVER WEARS ANYTHING UNDER HIS KILT! -slams hands down on table-
Friend who likes poodles: I'M WEARING MY INVISIBLE PANTIES TODAY

Friend who likes poodles: Do that impression of a two-year old with diarrhea!
Friend: -about to scoot chair back-
Me: I WILL PAY YOU TO NOT DO THAT.
Friend: Minimum wage.

(Location: girl's bathroom. The floor was coated in glitter yesterday)
Me: EDWARD CULLEN EXPLODED AND DIED YAY :iconexcitedplz:

Me: My cat is trying to kill me. If you find me naked, cold, dead, and with a million claw marks all over me, you know why I died. I have no clue why I'm naked, though.

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"Accepted" nicknames on the intertubes, in order of how much I'm used to them:
Opti, Squishy, Semi, Semigoth. (Jackalope, XIV, Corbae)

The last three are in parentheses because they aren't 'nicknames', persay, and have never been used, but I put them as my display name on MSN recently and wouldn't mind if someone was like HAY JACKALOPE or something. XD.
This isn't a restricting list, so if you call me something I'm not used to, I might like it. XD
I usually don't like going by "goth". Sorry. It actually destroys the purpose of the entire username, which was a sarcastic made up label for myself because I didn't feel like fitting into any of the typical ones. If a bunch of optimistic semi-goths pop up, the joke will be destroyed and I will have to change usernames. :/

Blah blah blah words words defenestrate blah viridity. </ramble>

Chimaera project is postponed. Apparently for a long while.
I think I'm practicing subconsciously, though. ._O

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: New York
  • Interests: Art, Books, Music, Songwriting, Poetry, Prophecy/Mythology
  • Favourite movie: The Last Mimzy
  • Favourite band or musician: Nightwish
  • Favourite genre of music: Symphonic Metal
  • Favourite style of art: Fantasy or emotive portraits
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen 2GB
  • Shell of choice: Turtle
  • Wallpaper of choice: "Happy Vent"
  • Skin of choice: I'm not racist! XD
  • Favourite game: Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 1
  • Favourite cartoon character: Raven - Teen Titans
  • Personal Quote: A year passed before we felt the earth turn to tomorrow, and I knew the shadow was never there.
  • Tools of the Trade: ShiPainter Pro, Photoshop Elements 5.0, Wacom Bamboo Fun tablet, an awesome CD.

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:iconpallete:
~Pallete Oct 25, 2009, 4:28:33 PM
...
HAI SQUISHY
ILY
*Hugs*

</randomfriendlovething>

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A layered belly on a cornet body, flip it to the side and it's a sleeping body, if you sleep to much you'll get a.. cornet body. :devkezzie-rose: made my avvi! :3
:iconoptimistic-semi-goth:
~Optimistic-Semi-Goth Oct 26, 2009, 3:12:16 AM
OHAI :iconsuperglompplz:

ILOVEYOUTOO

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The cheshire cat is awesome. For serious.

Writing status:
Heal+All: Draft 1.3
Through Ravens and Songbirds: Chapter 3

I can't pick what to do next in TRS. XD
:iconpallete:
~Pallete Oct 26, 2009, 4:50:12 AM
:glomp: YAY

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A layered belly on a cornet body, flip it to the side and it's a sleeping body, if you sleep to much you'll get a.. cornet body. :devkezzie-rose: made my avvi! :3
:icondumhild:
=dumhild Oct 12, 2009, 2:20:07 AM
thanks for the fave :D

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:la:
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~Optimistic-Semi-Goth Oct 12, 2009, 4:01:00 AM
You're welcome. ^^

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The cheshire cat is awesome. For serious.

Writing status:
Heal+All: Draft 1.3
Through Ravens and Songbirds: Chapter 3

I can't pick what to do next in TRS. XD
:iconravenshiddensoul:
~RavensHiddenSoul Oct 10, 2009, 5:10:56 PM
Random another-awesome-avatar exchange:

:icondragonraven1:

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*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Long live the Black Phoenix of Azarath! :jsenn:

*~*~*~*

"It may hurt, but at least I have... you."

~Dove, written May 10, 2008.

{My OC, quote from the current story, a part that has yet to be posted...}
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~Optimistic-Semi-Goth Oct 11, 2009, 3:11:48 AM
Exchange granted. XD

:iconrainbowwaveplz1::iconrainbowwaveplz2::iconrainbowwaveplz3:

DO THE WAVE
or the rainbow

--
The cheshire cat is awesome. For serious.

Writing status:
Heal+All: Draft 1.3
Through Ravens and Songbirds: Chapter 3

I can't pick what to do next in TRS. XD
:iconravenshiddensoul:
~RavensHiddenSoul Oct 11, 2009, 8:41:23 AM
OHMYGODDESS that's awesome OuO

Yay X3

--
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Long live the Black Phoenix of Azarath! :jsenn:

*~*~*~*

"It may hurt, but at least I have... you."

~Dove, written May 10, 2008.

{My OC, quote from the current story, a part that has yet to be posted...}
:iconoptimistic-semi-goth:
~Optimistic-Semi-Goth Oct 11, 2009, 9:52:55 AM
Yaaaay~

--
The cheshire cat is awesome. For serious.

Writing status:
Heal+All: Draft 1.3
Through Ravens and Songbirds: Chapter 3

I can't pick what to do next in TRS. XD
:iconravenshiddensoul:
~RavensHiddenSoul Oct 11, 2009, 1:50:29 PM
^u^

--
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Long live the Black Phoenix of Azarath! :jsenn:

*~*~*~*

"It may hurt, but at least I have... you."

~Dove, written May 10, 2008.

{My OC, quote from the current story, a part that has yet to be posted...}
:iconcourageofalionsheart:
~Courageofalionsheart Oct 9, 2009, 8:09:02 AM
you coming tonight?

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After the extinction of man, after the light dies, there will always be the cry of wolves.
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~Optimistic-Semi-Goth Oct 9, 2009, 9:57:40 AM
No, sorry. >:

I'm not going back there often anymore. Just on really fun things. Sorry.

--
The cheshire cat is awesome. For serious.

Writing status:
Heal+All: Draft 1.3
Through Ravens and Songbirds: Chapter 3

I can't pick what to do next in TRS. XD
:iconcourageofalionsheart:
~Courageofalionsheart Oct 9, 2009, 10:18:26 AM
its okay, they canceled tonight's thing anyway.

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After the extinction of man, after the light dies, there will always be the cry of wolves.
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~Optimistic-Semi-Goth Oct 9, 2009, 10:47:17 AM
They did? ._O;;

Because of potential rain or something?

--
The cheshire cat is awesome. For serious.

Writing status:
Heal+All: Draft 1.3
Through Ravens and Songbirds: Chapter 3

I can't pick what to do next in TRS. XD
:iconcourageofalionsheart:
~Courageofalionsheart Oct 9, 2009, 12:24:59 PM
IDK but I really wanted to see the wolves at night! TWT

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After the extinction of man, after the light dies, there will always be the cry of wolves.
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